Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn’t… he jumped.
Why did the frog cross the street?
because the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the frog cross the road?
to see what the chicken was doing.
Why did the frog cross the road?
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road?
To get hit by a steamroller
Why did the frog stay in the middle of the road?
He ran after a fly and was hit by a car.
Why did the frog cross the road?
If a chicken can do it so could he!

A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said “BUK BUK BUK” Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left. An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier and said “BUK BUK BUK” Now convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three books, they took one each and left. This time she decided to follow them. She followed them down to the local pond and stood horrified as they threw the books into the water. All of a sudden they flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck it’s head up saying “RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!”

Thanks to Pam W. for these.


34 Responses

  1. Books al over the house-my bathroom included- in my car, at the ofc. yep, some times I feel like rredit rreditt rreditt. thanks Doraz.

  2. Hahahahaha…Rreditt rreditt….
    Oh dear….
    take care of you, Doraz!


  4. Reditt Redditt. ;+) That’s silly!

  5. lol Luisa your a blast love these posts u make my day xxx

  6. superb jokes!
    you are a funny queen!
    Happy Wednesday!

    • Just a delight to know.
      Inviting us all to her fun blog.
      Never having a bad day.
      Great to have for inspiration and smiles.
      Let us all give Jingle a nice hug.
      Enjoy your moments Jingle.

  7. How do you find these…I enjoyed the laughs they brought…many thanks!

  8. very funny!

    Stopping by to TAG you for Wordy Wednesday! Go to to add to the story! Have fun.

  9. you make me laugh

  10. What a silly fun post for sure..
    My parent’t taught my little one to say,”Fine as Froggy hair” while we were visiting.
    Thanks for your kind comments today..

    Have a great night..

  11. Lots of laughter!!

  12. too funny…love the frogs!

  13. this was too marvellous 🙂 🙂

  14. LOL… thanks for the laughter to begin my day 🙂


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