There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting.
85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting married..
10% of women think their ass is just as big as it was when they got married..
The other 5% say that they don’t care, they love him and would have married him anyway.
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WHAT DO YOU DO TO CONTROL YOUR CRAVINGS?
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This is for JINGLE…… GO SEE ALL THE PINK…..
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Funny you. Where is this one coming from? lol
Cravings? At my age, I just go for whatever I like and hope for the best.
Have fun blogging Luisa.
🙂 🙂
I love your attitude. Have fun and do not worry, right? lol 🙂
ASS YOU THINK AS IT GROWS.
MINE HAS ALMOST VANISHED AND AM PRACTICALLY SITTING ON A CLUSTER OF BONES.
THE STUDY SHOWS THAT WOMEN USUALLY WALK BEHIND MEN SO THAT” THEIRS ” DONT GET ASSESSED
ANNUALLY .
lol
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Men have a lot of information to process when it comes to dealing with women, huh? lol 🙂 Have fun!
LOL well I refuse to walk behind a man, but am more than willing to walk beside of them so if my ass gets bigger so be it. hehehehehehehe You are so funny Doraz.
Viola…
You have that attitude about life that keeps us all smiling and wondering.
lol
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Love it!
Have fun.
Hahahhahahhha…
Me got award,tribute and nominations for you here. hugs shakira
You are tooo kind to me and you always know how to make me smile….non stop. Thank you! Have a fun day! 🙂
well, my ass is definitely bigger so it seems like i’m in the majority here. my weakness is chololate! when i’m craving starches and sweets i find a reason to ride my bike to the beach. ..nothing like seeing skinny chicks in bikinis to motivate and inspire…
Lynn
I am still laughing over your hilarious comment. It makes perfect sense to me! What a brilliant idea. 🙂 Off I go then. lol
As a man I have to say ‘ GROW BABY GROW” lol 🙂
I have posted the kindness card and of course your in it also…you can check who else I gave by clicking below and have a great weekend starting tomorrow 🙂
http://alonsohenry.wordpress.com/2010/05/06/kindness-card-to-all-my-fellow-blogger-friends/
Alonso
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You got me laughing so! I would have NO problem getting the butt up to par with things. lol 🙂 Have fun now! Thank you for your post. I appreciate you spreading the love. 🙂
That’s pretty funny! I take after my string-bean dad so don’t have to control my cravings. That’s a pretty nice gift! Thanks for the laugh and Cheers and Namaste. 🙂
You are soooo lucky! 🙂 Eat and have fun. Think of me and enjoy every bite. I will be sooo happy for you. 🙂 Have fun.
LOL thanks for the laughs. dadster says my hiney is nice and round and that i look better than my skinny sista Tiffy
chikisses
coco
You have got to keep that look going now. lol 🙂 Have fun!
you are so very sweet, Doraz!
Thank you for the “PINK Link WINK”…
Best girl in the world,
you always amaze me and make me SMILE!
😉
Perfectly happy and anxious to help a friend
In life and always does nice things for all.
Now, be sure to have a very magical day…
Kind, compassionate, and sensitive Jingle.
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You can think about a woman’s ass, but it is better not to say a word………..
I will take your advise! lol :)-
lol I cant control my craving to come here and get a great laugh as I always do, im the 1 percent LOL xx
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William….you are tooo kind and generous of a man.
Have fun today.
I definitely never saw the punchline coming.
Wife: Do these jeans make my bum look big
Husband: No those jeans don’t make your bum look big. It’s all the McDonald’s burgers & fries you eat that makes your bum look big
lol
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Tony…you got me smiling out in CA and making a note to NOT go to McDonald’s…ever again! lol 🙂
Very funny!!Ha ha ha!!!
You are number 1,dear friend!!
You always find funny things that make us laugh!!
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Enjoy the moment!! 🙂
Alina….you celebrate every moment with a smile. 🙂
Mine is definately BIGGER, lol!
I will not tell if you don’t. lol 🙂
thats very clever wordplay.
lol.
thats why i’m never getting married.
Dont want nobody wiping me 😀
lol
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Time will tell….. 🙂
http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/05/05/thursday-poets-rally-week-17-may-6-12-2010-homecoming/
I honor you the three awards from my post, please feel free to share with your other poetry friends…
have fun!
thank you for the long time support.
cheers!
I love to come on over and see what magic you share with us all. Thanks. 🙂
Quite funny one Doraz. 😀
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Glad you like it.
Well I don’t really crave for anything which is beyond my reach or control .
You know what you like. Great! lol 🙂
Hilarious!
Thanks. Have a great week. 🙂
This is awesome!!! I once took a photo of a giant pig’s butt. The pig was sleeping at the zoo-and I told hubs that it looked like him-when I was angry 🙂
I hope you are doing well.
Take Care!
You are tooo funny. 🙂 Thank you for stopping by with your fun comment. I hope you have a great week. 🙂