THE BAPTIST COWBOY…LAUGH with DORAZ*

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A cowboy, who just moved to Idaho from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”The cowboy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.”
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day; he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.”Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains, “It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.””Hasn’t affected my brothers though..”*
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HOW DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR SIBLINGS?
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* CONTRIBUTED by:KRISTI KEYPERS

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32 Responses

  1. Good Cute Joke. Still laughing. ;+)

  2. awe lol, made my day complete coming here and getting a laugh, sorted xx

  3. Oh so funny! Thanks for the laugh today.

  4. lol.
    now why didn’t i see tht one coming. lol

  5. That makes me laugh every time I hear it!

  6. oh you make my sides hurt…lol

  7. remarkable.
    infinite jokes…

  8. DRINK AT ANY COST. PROXY DRINKING.

  9. That was a really good one. Thanks for the laugh. Hope you are doing well.

    • Hi Joan….
      I am going around town all silly and crazy!
      My second son got into UCLA. I am so happy.
      Just busy, as usual.
      Glad to see you blogging more often.
      πŸ™‚
      Just have fun!

  10. Thanks!.
    Very, very good………..!!
    Have a great day Doraz.
    Jan

  11. LOL didn’t expect that punchline! Good joke. Thanks, Doraz. Enjoy the day πŸ™‚

    • I am trying to find a good cup of coffee. I have tried two different kinds already. I am not happy with either one. I will keep at it until I succeed! lol πŸ™‚

  12. a good morning laugh..just what I needed..! Lolol..!

  13. just hilarious πŸ™‚

  14. I only get to see my brothers a few times a year. We all get on great and wish we could see each other more often.

  15. There’s always a way around restrictions

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