Some FLOWERS for your DAY*

Take your pick and enjoy………

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My wife’s a water sign. I’m an earth sign.
Together we make mud.
Rodney Dangerfield

My mother’s menu consisted of two choices:
Take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett

Hard work doesn’t harm anyone,
but I do not want to take any chances.
Author Unknown


A man walks into a flower shop “I’d like some flowers please.”

“Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?”

He shrugs “Well I’m not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh…”

“Perhaps I could help. What exactly have you done!”



40 Responses

  1. perfect!
    you cool girl,
    admirable job!

  2. Thank you dear friend!
    It’s really kind of you! šŸ™‚

    Take care!

  3. I like the 2nd one, reminds me of when we were kids. Eat it or go without.

    • In my house, what mom said about food was the rule of the land! lol šŸ™‚ It was hard having a dad who was a butcher and living on a farm! You can see what I mean! Ugh! šŸ™‚

  4. lol good one, nice flowers, hope everyone enjoys them šŸ™‚

  5. Ha, “what have you done?”-that makes all the difference!

  6. wow, this is cool.
    i lke the ending joke.
    soo true


  8. wow!! nice….quite entertaining. šŸ™‚

  9. ha ha ha….cool post Doraz. šŸ˜€

  10. Hilarious ! the flower man was too smart !

  11. Nice flowers! They look delicious!

  12. ha. thanks for the smile today.

    happy monday to you!

  13. All of the Above!!! Can I cut and past this for the Party? With of course a note by them going to your blog.;+)

  14. you changed the flowers,
    it is beautiful again!
    Happy Monday!

  15. Very well done, Doraz!
    great wisdom here. thank you for working so hard each single day to bring us such great stuffs to make us smile. I may be busy but you are always in my thoughts! love you! have you a truly bless week! hugs, shakira

  16. The Hackett quote sounded like my house growing up…

  17. simply fantastic, loved the combination of water and earth. šŸ™‚

  18. Still hungry for sweets. Coming right over. šŸ™‚

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