Little Johnny….LAUGH with DORAZ*

Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden barf attack impending. “Mom, I think I’m going to throw up!” She told him, “I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you.” So Little Johnny hauled ass for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face. “Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?”

“I didn’t have to go that far, mom. Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK.”

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HOW OFTEN DO YOU “SEE” A SIGN THE WAY “YOU” WANT TO SEE IT?
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27 Responses

  1. Johnny puked in the sick box. That’s just wrong, and funny lol

  2. Soo sweet πŸ™‚

  3. ha ha ha πŸ˜€

  4. A DEFINITE OUCH!!!!!! 😦

  5. Well, I think we are all guilty of speeding,right? lol

  6. well,
    at times, we do touch the wrong buttons,
    great reminder,
    πŸ˜‰

  7. Happy Tuesday!
    πŸ˜‰

  8. Hi Doraz,

    Belated, but thanks for the award!!! I’m finally back on the net.

    Sandy

  9. Am I a sicko for loving this little guy? He has his ways that never disappoint

  10. http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/03/30/the-butterfly-award-for-you/

    outstanding blogger award,
    if you comment for the 3 on top,
    get the butterfly award.

    I will be away from a few hours.

  11. sometimes we cant help but speed, lol, loved it xx

  12. LITTLE JOHNYS LITTLE DONATION.

  13. Sounds like something FT woul;d do…

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