COMPUTER GUY…LAUGH with DORAZ*

By request…..funny one

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, “I’m really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I’ll stay with you for a week”. The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.

A few minutes later, the frog says “OK, OK, if you kiss me, I’ll give you great sex for a week”. The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.

A few minutes later, “Turn me back into a princess and I’ll give you great sex for a whole year!”. The programmer smiles and walks on.

Finally, the frog says, “What’s wrong with you? I’ve promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won’t even kiss a frog?”

“I’m a programmer,” he replies. “I don’t have time for sex … But a talking frog is pretty neat.”

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18 Responses

  1. Indeed.. a Talking Frog… LOL..
    Have you a great Sunday, Doraz!
    hugs
    shakira

  2. Awesome tale!
    Your humor could be in market for sale!

    😉

    • Jingle…
      I wish they were my words! lol
      They are all a collection of some of my favorite jokes.
      I am happy you like them.
      One day I will be doing stand up comedy. I will make you laugh…I hope! 🙂
      Have a fun day!

  3. Think how much money a talking frog would be worth

  4. MAY BE IT WAS A FROG PRINCESS.

  5. The true definition of a GEEK! Have a great Sunday Doraz

    AV

  6. http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/03/27/monkey-business/

    just in case you want to know the solutions!
    Happy Sunday!
    😉

  7. checking on you, dear friend,
    best wishes!

    smiles!
    😉

  8. lol.
    Sad but true.
    Wait, that sounds like me.
    oh no

  9. I wouldn’t mind a talking frog. 🙂

  10. Smart guy, he’ll be famous and rich in no time… Reminds me of the singing burger advert

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