FUN for FRIDAY…LAUGH with DORAZ*

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

He decides to give them a test. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what each did with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up, buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs!.

Men are like that, you know.

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BE HONEST….WHAT ATTRACTED YOU TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
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34 Responses

  1. Yep! Thanks for reminding me why I don’t date! 😆 Thanks for the laugh and Cheers and Namaste. 🙂

  2. His smile. I had reverse beer googles, didn’t realize he was that hot until he showed up on my door for our 2nd (first official) date.

  3. Her smile, of course!

  4. I’m yet to meet my significant other Doraz ! anyway the joke was too funny ! Are all men like that ?

  5. IT IS STILL A RIDDLE FOR ME . WHO AMONG THE THREE COULD HAD THE BIGGEST .
    ALMOST ALL THE GALS ERR ON THIS ONE AND END UP WITH A FACE COVERER .

  6. Something for you on my blog…

  7. this post is so unfair i dont have that “significant other”
    hahaha

  8. lol If someone donates 15 grand, I’ll run this “experiment” for the sake of social science haha. TGIF Doraz!

  9. not money,
    not background,
    not physical appearance, but
    you guess!

    Happy Friday!
    You are funniest!
    😉

  10. You may need to answer this question first,
    interesting!

    Jingle
    winks!

  11. lol u certianly make me laugh Luisa lol classic once again, have a sweet filled weekend xx

  12. I met my hubby in at a dance club I went to often. He had the best smile! He looked like a little lost boy in the club. I went over and started talking to him to make him feel more comfortable. He IS NOT a dancer! I LOVE to dance. 🙂 So, when we go dancing, I just dance with other guys! 🙂

  13. Keep in mind I have been married for 25 years! lol 🙂

  14. OH That’s just WRONG–but true. LOL.

  15. big boobs.
    .
    We lasted six weeks. lol

  16. His cuteness factor.

  17. He’s a redhead. 🙂 Funny though, the story you shared sounds awfully familiar. That must have been the way to meet a spouse 25 years ago. 😉

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