LIBERAL vs CONSERVATIVE…LAUGH with DORAZ*

POLITICAL HUMOR……NOTE THE WORD “HUMOR!”

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he’s “offended”.

THIS POST IS NOT TO BE VIEWED POLITICALLY….JUST FOR FUN FOLKS! Everyone has a right to their opinion, in my book!
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DO YOU GET UPTIGHT OVER STUFF LIKE THIS?
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A Kathleen and Ed contribution to my blog!

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11 Responses

  1. ARE U A CONSERVATIVE OR LIBERAL OR CONSERLIBERAL. ?

    THOUGH I DO NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL SYSTEM I ENJOYED READING THIS.

  2. it does not matter, both defend themselves like crazy and it is funny!
    😉

  3. I loved this! I guess you know where I stand. LOL!

  4. What bothers me is people who take the whole thing seriously. I say get over your politics so we can get something done for once!! *cough* Hear, hear!

  5. lol. its not the same in english politics.
    We ave labour, conservative and liberal democrats.
    they are all exactly the same

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