I FEEL GOOD……LAUGH with DORAZ*

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the lady above,
sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get a little lovin’, and don’t exercise at all.”
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”

“Thirty-four,” she replied
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HOW OLD DO YOU “THINK” YOU LOOK ?
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Thanks to Pat and Fran!

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31 Responses

  1. Dats Nice Doraz πŸ™‚

  2. Wow!! lovely post Doraz. πŸ™‚

  3. lol. People say I look much younger than I am. I think I lose additional years the more they drink lol.

  4. Ha Ha ! Life IS for living !

  5. I AM SIXTY THREE( FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS) TRYING TO LOOK 36 . BUT I LOOK MUCH YOUNGER THAN MY AGE.

  6. Until 10 years ago, I looked a good 10 years younger than I was. Now, I pretty much look my age. *sigh*

  7. Oh dear, I’m afraid my age has not only caught up with me, but surpassed me as well.

  8. cool joke,
    it is an extreme case, but it reminds people how things could go like this if one does what the woman does in the post.

    wishing u a happy Friday!
    πŸ˜‰

  9. β€œThirty-four,” she replied….

    Oh Doraz dear, this is totally hilarious!
    I’m laffing my socks off! πŸ˜€

    I love your blog. apologies for my tardiness.. I’m going through your palace of light and laughter now…. it’s simply amazing here… but you know this and so do all the zillions who stop by. This is the House Of Fun .. and you built it! πŸ™‚

    John… catching up now and wandering from room to room πŸ™‚

  10. On good days….I think I look in my late 30’s. On bad days…late 40’s. On really bad days….100 years old! πŸ™‚

  11. hehhehe and she will probably live another ten years go her lol, nice post Luisa xx

  12. hay, it’s Wayne, thanks for your help. Question how do you change the color of your “believe in yourself? Good job by the way.

  13. lol.
    i already look five years older than i should.
    EEK

  14. Hahahahahaha! That’s great!
    I don’t feel youthful, especially chasing my young daughters around!

  15. My God,the old lady still look great after all this regim :))
    She is very beautiful in the picture,isn’t it? πŸ˜‰

    Have fun,Doraz! πŸ˜‰

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