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Vatican Humor…LAUGH with DORAZ*

After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.

‘Excuse me, Your Holiness,’ says the driver, ‘Would you please take your seat so we can leave?’

‘Well, to tell you the truth,’ says the Pope, ‘they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I’d really like to drive today.’

‘I’m sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my job! What if something should happen?’ protests the driver, wishing he’d never gone to work that morning..

‘Who’s going to tell?’ says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kHz.. (Remember, this Pope was German..)

‘Please slow down, Your Holiness!’ pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

‘Oh, dear God, I’m going to lose my license — and my job!’ moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

‘I need to talk to the Chief,’ he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he’s stopped a limo going 155 kph.

‘So bust him,’ says the Chief.

‘I don’t think we want to do that, he’s really important,’
said the cop…

The Chief exclaimed, ‘All the more reason!’

‘No, I mean really important,’ said the cop with a bit of persistence

The Chief then asked, ‘Who do you have there, the mayor?’
Cop: ‘Bigger.’

Chief: ‘ A senator?’
Cop: ‘Bigger.’

Chief: ‘The Prime Minister?’
Cop: ‘Bigger.’

‘Well,’ said the Chief, ‘who is it?’

Cop: ‘I think it’s God!’

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious,
‘What makes you think it’s God?’

Cop: ‘His chauffeur is the Pope!’

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.

KRISTI KEYPERS did just that. Thanks!

38 Responses

  1. Ha ha! Awesomeness! πŸ˜‰

  2. Ha ha ha …I heard that joke many times and never bored.
    Great one, Doraz!
    Good day.

  3. Very funny joke Doraz. I liked it.

  4. Ha ha ha ha πŸ™‚

    I liked it Doraz. Thanks for sharing.

  5. D I LE M M A

  6. Aha ha ha ha πŸ™‚

  7. mmm
    my first time,
    it is freaking funny!

    U Rock!

  8. Funny stuff rarely happens to me. I live a very un-funny life. Dull and boring. That’s my life.

  9. lol this was really funny…
    I can’t think of anything that was funny that has happened to me….everything is so serious over here lol
    i’m always making pple smile though …

  10. Thank you for the funny – I needed a pick me up! πŸ™‚

  11. Bwahahahahaha! Hilarious! Great way to start my day. Thank you, Luisa!

  12. Ha ha ha ha ha ha…. You’re like wine, you keep getting better with each post.

  13. I took a wrong award yesterday, hope that u r not mad at me.

    here is a makeup,

    enjoy it,
    u r the best!

  14. I’ve never laugh like this time :)) :))
    Your joke is great,my dear friend!
    After a long day you’ve bring me the big smile on my face!
    You rock! πŸ˜‰

    Enjoy every moment! πŸ™‚ πŸ˜‰

  15. Your so creative, it is undiscribeable

  16. i did not see that coming. lol

  17. OHHHHHH!!!! BRILLIANT! I am ROARING with laughter. And Your my last stop of the night. How perfect. I’m running upstairs to repeat this to my two friends, who are Catholic and will find it wonderful. THANK YOU Lovely Doraz! Cheers and Namaste. πŸ™‚

  18. OMG what would we do without u Luisa lol, loved this xxx cant understand why I missed so many frikkin posts here lol, check daily, oh well..hehhe

  19. I’ll share this in as few words as possible; bear with me.

    A guy is using his Cadillac to tow a VW Beatle. His friend was in the Bug to steer and work the brakes. The Caddy driver kinda’ forgot what he was doing, and picked up a little extra speed. A trooper turned on his lights and siren. The guy freaks out and floors it. His friend in the Bug is scared to death, as they pass 100 mph. He flashes his lights and blows the horn to get his friend’s attention and snap him out of it. Finally the trooper calls of the chase.

    Back at headquarters, he lays down his gun and badge. “That does it. I was chasing a VW Beatle today at speeds over 100 mph. And he was honking at a Cadillac to get out of his way.”

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