DAD AT THE MALL…LAUGH with DORAZ*

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes, (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

“Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock, I was just wondering if you were my son.”
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HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR DONE?
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26 Responses

  1. when it gets in my eyes

  2. With the hairstyle I have now, I need to go in every 6-8 weeks. It gets very costly, but I have to look good! 🙂 🙂

  3. that made both my husband and I laugh a lot!!!! thanks!

  4. every two weeks, just the bangs 🙂

  5. HE HAS A GOOD MEMORY . PEACOCK HAS TO CORROBORATE.

  6. love this,
    I used to watch it unfold in zoos,

    elegant post!
    🙂

  7. Haha! That’s great!
    Although I did just go 4 months without a cut, I try to go every 2 months.

  8. You moved your post! Did my previous comment show up anywhere? Such confusion! 😆

  9. OMG lol good one, cheeky little blighter heheh bet he didnt have an answer for that one LOL..

  10. I never get it done but I get it cut every 4 – 6 weeks.

  11. the style i have requires regular trims ….

    you always make me smile and mumster is always ROTF….love yr dad ( that was really him right???)

    chikisses

  12. Son of a peacock, I love your dad.

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