I CAN DRIVE…LAUGH with DORAZ*

A young lady was driving through a built-up area at about 70 mph when she noticed a motorcycle policeman on her tail. She increased her speed to 80 mph but the cop hung grimly on her tail. She put her foot down and pushed the car up to 90, drawing rapidly away from her pursuer. Suddenly she saw a garage up ahead and with a squeal of brakes she pulled up in the forecourt and dashed into the ladies’ toilet. Five minutes later she emerged to find the motor-cycle policeman waiting for her. With a sweet smile she said, ‘I bet you thought I’d never make it in time.’

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WHO MAKES MORE COMMENTS ABOUT YOUR “BAD” DRIVING….A MAN OR A WOMAN?
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22 Responses

  1. It is always the guys! They act like I am just learning how to drive! I have driven for a long time! I wish they would just leave me alone! 🙂

  2. Only youngest son, Art Major, because I am an excellent driver despite what Tony McG may say!

  3. YOU WILL RARELY FIND LADIES DRIVING A CAR HERE. MEN DRIVING THE CAR YELL AT EACH OTHER WITH CHOICE EPITHETS.

  4. That’s like me trying to teach my daughter to drive. Ai yi yi!

  5. Whoever wants to walk first? 😉

  6. many congratulations on your “sunshine award, much deserved and congratulations to the nominees, a great sunshine day 🙂

  7. Men always think they are better drivers. I have been in cars with couples before and they wouldn’t let the women drive in peace before pointing out what they did wrong. Women are thoughtful drivers while men drive thinking they r the best and kings of the streets.

    I don’t know where they get it from. My father is a wonderful driver but do not let him teach you how to drive. They make you feel horrible-literally crying after the lesson.

    I can drive -not legally and i don’t think i would be annoying to anyone who i am teaching to drive.

  8. Ha ha ha :)) I love the joke :))
    You know?I would like to learn to drive a car.Someday i will…

    Thank you again for the laugh,Doraz!
    You are nomber 1! 🙂

    Have a special day!

  9. Well I don’t drive so no comments !

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