THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES…LAUGH with DORAZ*

Six married men
will be dropped on an island with one car and

3 kids each for six
weeks.

Each kid will play two sports
and take either music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must
take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house
clean,

correct all homework,
complete science projects,
cook,
do laundry,
and pay a list of
‘pretend’ bills
with not enough money.

In
addition, each man
will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.

Each man
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out on time–no
emailing.

Each man must also take each child
to a doctor’s appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut
appointment.

He must make one unscheduled and
inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent
Care.

He must also make cookies
or cupcakes
for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,

planting flowers outside,
and keeping it
presentable at all
times.

The men will only have access to television
when the kids are asleep and all chores are
done.

The men must shave their legs,

wear makeup daily,

adorn
themselves with jewelry,

wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,

keep fingernails polished,

and eyebrows
groomed

During one of the six
weeks,

the men will have to endure
severe
abdominal cramps, back aches,
head aches,
have extreme, unexplained mood swings
but never once complain or
slow down
from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings and
church,
and find time at least once to
spend
the afternoon at the park or a
similar
setting.

They will need to read a book to the kids
each night and in the morning,

feed them,
dress
them,
brush their teeth
and
comb their hair
by 7:00
am.

A test
will be given at the end of the six weeks, and ach father
will be
required to know all of the following nformation:
each child’s
birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size,
doctor’s name,
the child’s weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child’s favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear,
and what they want to be when
they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on
performance.

The last man wins only if…
he still
has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment’s
notice.

If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over and over
again for the next 18-25 years,
eventually earning the right
to be called Mother!

Thanks to Kristi!

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12 Responses

  1. What a superb way to tell men what the word ‘mother’ actually means ! I mean I’m speechless ! Men should know that being a mother is no child’s play .

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  2. genius,
    U Rock!
    what an insightful poem.
    Happy Saturday!

  3. Accuracy and humor!

  4. i opt out of this game.
    i opt out of this game.
    i dont want to play.
    noooooooooo

  5. oh and you have an award over at mine

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