Commitment…LAUGH with DORAZ*

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

“Great idea!” the chicken cried. “Let’s offer them ham and eggs?”

“Not so fast,” said the pig. “For you, that’s a contribution. For me, it’s a total commitment.”

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WHAT HELPS YOU HANDLE YOUR COMMITMENTS IN LIFE?
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21 Responses

  1. My positive attitude! It is a true lifesaver for me! πŸ™‚

  2. Talking to my friends helps me to realize that it is not just me, but many. That helps me to relax and handle things calmly.

  3. The joke was funny ! Well I am not afraid of commitments which I know I can fulfill . Well my inner voice and sometimes even fear helps me to stick by my commitments …

    Ready to Commit?
    What’s your commitment level?
    http://www.3smartcubes.com/pages/tests/commitment/commitment_instructions.asp

  4. I DO NOT COMMIT UNLESS I KNOW I CAN DO IT LIKE THE BOY IN THE PIC ABOVE.

    NOW, WHY DOES THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

  5. I guess just faith in nowing whatever comes my way, I will be able to handle it. πŸ™‚

  6. I handle my commitments one day at a time. It isn’t so overwhelming that way.

  7. We’ve been married for 14 years, I am a commitmentmeister.
    Reminds me of another pig joke.
    A travelling salesman stops in at a farm. He is spinning his sales pittch to the farmer when he notices a 3 legged pig. “Poor thing” he says to the farmer. “Oh he seems to have adapted OK ” says the farmer “Pigs are resilient creatures. Besides it seemed unfair to kill the little fella for just one roast dinner”

  8. i wouldn’t think twice about commiting to that girl in the picture. lol
    Do you have her number

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