POLITICAL HUMOR…LAUGH with DORAZ*

Barack Obama meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?”

“Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Obama frowns “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”

The Queen takes a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.” The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”

Tony Blair walks into the room. “Yes, my Queen?”

The Queen smiles. “Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, “That would be me.”

“Yes! Very good,” says the Queen.

Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president, the same question. “Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” says Biden. “Let me get back to you on that one.” He goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men’s room and recognizes Colin Powell’s shoes in the next stall.

Biden asks Powell, “Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Colin Powell yells back, “That’s easy. It’s me!”

Biden smiles, and says, “Thanks!” Then, he goes back to speak with Obama.

“Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Colin Powell.”

Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face, “No, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”

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WHAT ARE 3 THINGS YOU WOULD DO TO RUN AN “EFFICIENT” GOVERNMENT?
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Thanks to Pam S. for this one!

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13 Responses

  1. Funny one. I would start by getting rid of positions that were not really needed. I would review the salaries and make adjustments. I would also hire a lot of women, because we have more common sense. Sorry guys! 🙂

  2. Oh goodness that was hilarious !!! 🙂 Seriously I would get rid of all the foolish people around me ! Would follow Queen’s advice ! lol

  3. A SPEAKER WANTED TO IMPRESS HIS CROWD. HE SAID”MOST PART OF MY LIFE I SPENT IN THE LAP OF ANOTHER MANS WIFE “HE PAUSED FOR A WHILE AND SAID “MY FATHERS WIFE” ANOTHER ONE WHO HEARD THIS WANTED TO IMPRESS HIS CROWD BACK AT HOME . HE STARTED OFF IN THE SAME FASHION BUT ENDED SAYING “SO AND SO’S FATHERS WIFE”
    RUNNING A GOVERNMENT? 1)TAKE OATH OF OFFICE
    2)APPOINT SUITABLE PERSONS 3)RESIGN

  4. I would also look at who my players are.
    Make any moves I need to make.
    Then, tackle things…one at a time!
    🙂

  5. wow, very funny one, it takes me a few second to get it,
    giggles, 😉 😉

  6. This is hilarious! Can’t wait to share it with hubby. 😀

  7. This is very special :))
    I’ve readed it to my aunt too 😉 We were laugh with tears :))
    The end is very funny one.

    Have a magnificent day,my friend! 🙂

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