In a Podiatrist’s office:

“Time wounds all heels.”

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

Sign on another Septic Tank Truck:

“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”

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At a Proctologist’ s door:

“To expedite your visit, please back in. “

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On a Plumber’s truck:

“We repair what your husband fixed.”

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On another Plumber’s truck:

“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

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On a Church’s Bill board:

“7 days without God makes one weak.”

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

“Invite us to your next blowout.”

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At a Towing company:

“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”

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On an Electrician’ s truck:

“Let us remove your shorts.”

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In a Nonsmoking Area:

“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

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On a Maternity Room door:

“Push. Push. Push.”

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At an Optometrist’ s Office:

“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

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On a Taxidermist’ s window:

“We really know our stuff.”

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On a Fence:

“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”

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At a Car Dealership:

“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

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In a Veterinarian’ s waiting room:

“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

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At the Electric Company

“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don’t, you will be.”

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In a Restaurant window:

“Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”

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At a Propane Filling Station:

“Thank heaven for little grills.”

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And don’t forget the sign at a


“Best place in town to take a leak.”

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11 Responses

  1. Very funny stuff! I hope you are doing well.. The baby keeps me so busy that I haven’t been spending much time on the blogs. She’snot home today so I am visiting as many blogs as I can. Keep making us smile!!

  2. Hi Joan….So glad to have you visit! I figured you have been busy with your family. I know how that goes! I have stopped in to check on you, so I will keep doing that….OK? LOL πŸ™‚ Hope you have been able to spend some “JOAN” time. If not, you will start talking “baby talk” to everyone you meet…of you have not already! LOL πŸ™‚ I have been done that road! Take Care!


  4. Good morning,

    you are unbeatable, I loved all these cool stuff,
    it saves my day in an awesome way,

    πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ πŸ™‚

  5. Great!! This was fun to lighten the day.

  6. Bwahahahahahahaha….those are GREAT!!!

    “On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels” is my favorite! LOL

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