Going crazy with confusion…LAUGH with DORAZ*

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply.

“Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy’s brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy’s wife.

So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother’s mother. Don’t forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife’s grandson.

But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I’m married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife’s grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?”

After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: “Move over!”

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17 Responses

  1. REMINDS ME OF A HOLLYWOOD JOKE -HUSBAND TELLING HIS WIFE” MY SON AND YOUR SON PALYING WITH OUR SONS”
    COMING TO THE PSYCHIATRIST , HE WOULD BE VISITING ONE SOON.

  2. LOOKS LIKE WE ARE OPENING THE COMPUTER AT THE SAME TIME THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BEING IT IS MORNING 7.15 AM

  3. GREAT PEOPLE OPEN WORK ON THEIR COMPUTERS AT THE SAME TIME.

    • I would have to agree with those statements LVISS. Hope you have a day that is full of many unusual things. It will give us all more wonderful comments from you! 🙂

      • YES , TODAY WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THE LONGEST SOLAR ECLIPSE OF THE MILLENIUM. THE NEXT SUCH ECLIPSE IS GOING TO BE AFTER 1033 YEARS .
        YOU KNOW DORAZ, PEOPLE CONDUCT SPECIAL PRAYERS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY IN HOLY PLACES AND TAKE A DIP IN THE HOLY RIVERS. MILLIONS WATCH IT WITH SPECIAL GLASSES AND FROM THE PLANETORIUMS. TOURISTS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES ALSO JOIN IN SEEING THE ECLIPSE. IT IS CARNIVAL ATMOSPHERE IN PLACES WHERE IT IS VISIBLE.

  4. lol
    one big mix up and blender

  5. Those were my cousins from Arkansas!

  6. Oh my! A family tree with only a trunk and no branches. LOL

  7. Hey Gary your family tree sounds like mine!!!! LOL

  8. I really could not imagine such family in reality ! Speechless !

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