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Wishes…LAUGH with DORAZ*

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle.

He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie.

The genie says “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes.”

< The man says “Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.”

POOF! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand.

He continues, “Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari.”

POOF! There is a flash of light and a bright red, brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him.

He continues, “Finally, I want to be irresistible to women.”

POOF! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.

17 Responses

  1. HE WILL GET CHEWED ANYWAY .

  2. See there is a difference between men and women.
    .
    A womans brain is in the stomach.
    While a mans brain is in is …………..
    .

  3. Well….we have got to have our chocolate! ROFL funny one

  4. :)) this is great,Doraz! :))
    Kokot has right…everyone think at something.
    Very irresistible man,isn’t it? 😉

    Thank you for make me laugh with tears 🙂

    Have fun,my friend!

  5. Bwahahahahahahaha…..that’s the truth!

  6. Very Forrest Gump of him!

  7. Well he won’t be driving that Ferrari now……. Hilarious as always.

  8. That is why I like to specify things in my talks!!! 😀

    Are You a Female Magnet? -Do you have that magical something that gets all the girls drooling?
    http://www.3smartcubes.com/pages/tests/female_magnet/female_magnet_instructions.asp

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