A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle.
He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie.
The genie says “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes.”
< The man says “Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.”
POOF! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand.
He continues, “Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari.”
POOF! There is a flash of light and a bright red, brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him.
He continues, “Finally, I want to be irresistible to women.”
POOF! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.
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HE WILL GET CHEWED ANYWAY .
LVISS….very good point! You call it like you see it! LOL 🙂 Hope all is well!
See there is a difference between men and women.
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A womans brain is in the stomach.
While a mans brain is in is …………..
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LOL ROFL I am glad you are leaving it up to our imaginations! 🙂 Hope all is crazy and well!
Well….we have got to have our chocolate! ROFL funny one
I have chocolate hid…all over the house!
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:)) this is great,Doraz! :))
Kokot has right…everyone think at something.
Very irresistible man,isn’t it? 😉
Thank you for make me laugh with tears 🙂
Have fun,my friend!
I just love to visit his blog!
LOL
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OMG
That video was HILARIOUS!
I am laughing…..still!
Thanks for the smiles!
You’re great!
Bwahahahahahahaha…..that’s the truth!
Gary….if you have time…check out that video…..HILARIOUS!
Very Forrest Gump of him!
ROFL
Love it!
🙂
Well he won’t be driving that Ferrari now……. Hilarious as always.
More like a bike, if lucky! LOL 🙂
That is why I like to specify things in my talks!!! 😀
Are You a Female Magnet? -Do you have that magical something that gets all the girls drooling?
http://www.3smartcubes.com/pages/tests/female_magnet/female_magnet_instructions.asp
You are sooo clever with all of your quizzes! LOL 🙂