Little Johnny… LAUGH with DORAZ*

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The preschool teacher says, “We’re going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence?”

Mary raises her hand and exclaims, “Me me me!”

The teacher says, “Go ahead, what’s the sentence?

Mary replies, “The sky is definitely blue.”

“That’s good, Mary,” says the teacher, “but the sky can also be gray or white.”

Sam raises his hand and states, “Grass is definitely green.”

The teacher says, “That’s good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too.”

Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, “Do farts have lumps in them?”

The teacher says, “No Johnny, why do you ask that?”

Little Johnny replies, “Well, I definitely sh*t my pants.”

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20 Responses

  1. Too Funny, I like it when just right out put all of their funnies on the web. We often have to much seriousness…
    thank you I needed that. today.

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  2. Ewww! That is so gross and funny at the same time!

  3. DORAZ COME BY MY SITE I HAVE AN AWARD FOR YOU!!!

  4. Hey Luisa, you’re baaack! Hugs to you, my friend. It’s nice to see you again and Happy 2010 to you and yours!!!

  5. Bwahahaha! That’s hilarious. Thanks for the laughs on this chipper afternoon.

  6. Ha ha ha ha :)) That’s really funny :))
    The boy told the right answer :))

    Enjoy your time,my friend! 🙂

  7. He is definitely going to need a wet wipe! LOL!

  8. so did i from laughter.
    its definately your fault.
    lol

  9. The colours dont matter here

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