Another Year Gone….LAUGH with DORAZ*

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Jessica was taking an afternoon nap on New Year’s Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, ‘I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year’s present. What do you think it all means?’

‘Aha, you’ll know tonight,’ answered Max smiling broadly.

At midnight , as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jessica and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: ‘The meaning of dreams’.

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As in many homes on New Year’s Day, Janet and Jim, a happily married couple, faced the annual conflict of which was more important: the football match on television, or the lunch itself.

Hoping to keep the peace Jim ate lunch with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant after-lunch chat before retiring to the lounge to turn on the television.

Some minutes later, Janet looked in to see how he was and graciously even bought a cold beer for Jim. She smiled, kissed him on the cheek and asked what the score was. Jim told her it was half time and that the score was still 0-0.

‘See?’ Janet said happily, ‘You didn’t miss a thing.’

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16 Responses

  1. i’m one of the few men in tihs world who have no interest in football.
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    Sorry lads.
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    Don’t be calling me a sissy now

  2. For a sports guy: Ouch on the second one…

  3. Nice crack on wives!!

  4. HE CAN HIMSELF WRITE A BOOK ON ” HOW TO IGNORE YOUR WIFES DREAMS”

  5. LOVE the first one. LOL

  6. Very funny!!! 😀

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