MEN….LAUGH with DORAZ*

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter.” Said and done, the next time The Lord looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man. The Lord got mad and said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?” And the man replied, “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here”

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16 Responses

  1. An’t no woman doninating me.
    .
    Ah no my mums callng me.
    hang on, gotta take this

  2. OBEDIENCE.

  3. That is hilarious. That was my husband!

  4. I’m going to be online more. Are you on FB? I can look for you–but I don’t know your whole name. I am hard to search for–I think because people have trouble finding me. I’m on FB more than my blog because I can do it while writing.

    Thanks for the awesome turkey video. I hope you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

    • I am soooo happy to hear from you and am glad you are u[ and about! I am not on facebook. I do not even want to get started! I will never get anything done! LOL 🙂 I hope you are having a wonderful holiday! I will be watching out for any new stuff you have going! 🙂

  5. MY WIFE SAID I CANNOT COMMENT ON THIS ONE!

    BUT LOUD MOUTH LOUISE CAN…………
    YOU GOT IT GIRL! KEEP IT COMING! SHOW THOSE MEN WHO THERE DEALING WITH!

  6. that’sss sooo badd!! lol!! good joke on wives !! But yeah that’s true for most of the husbands ..they are always trying to please their mates ..
    Dominating or Doormat? -Find out whether you rule over your partner or believe in a compromise?
    http://www.3smartcubes.com/pages/tests/dominating_partner/dominating_partner_instructions.asp

  7. bwahahahahahahahaha……yep, the truth HURTS!

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