CHRISTMAS RIDDLES….LAUGH with DORAZ*

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What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
[It was already wound up.]

Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
[Its true, Comet cleans sinks!]

Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas?
[No, you can have turkey like everyone else.]

What nationality is Santa Claus?
[North Polish.]

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
[Sandy Claws!]

What kind of bird can write?
[A PENguin.]

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
[Because the angel had said,”No L!”]

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
[The turkey, he is always stuffed.]

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
[Claustrophobic.]

Judge: “What are you charged with?”
Prisoner: “Doing my Christmas shopping early.”
Judge: “That’s not an offense. How early were you doing this shopping?”
Prisoner: “Before the store opened.”

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?
[Santa Clues!]

A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. Clerk: “What denomination?”
Woman: “Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this? Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic

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13 Responses

  1. WHAT IS FORTIFICATION
    TWO TWENTYFICATIONS.

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  4. The prisoner and the judge one was HILARIOUS! love it love it ! “D

    • You keep that laughter going. I love what you are doing with your blog. You have come a long way since we first met! 🙂

      • Oh thanks mate …Well you were my FIRST blogging friend on whose blog I’d commented . Now this is all because of your and other few friends support and blessing …love..whatever you call that I’ve come this long.. 🙂

  5. Fun stuff! Thank you for jokes I can pass along! 🙂

  6. Ha ha ha! Loads of fun. I especially like the one about the guy who did his Christmas shopping “early” 🙂

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