The chauffeur….LAUGH with DORAZ*

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The distinguished professor and his chauffeur were talking one day on the way to the next speaking engagement, and the driver said, “I’ve sat in the back and listened to your presentation so many times that I can give it just as well as you can.”

The professor said “I’ll bet you can’t. Just to prove it, we’ll trade clothes in the hotel, and I’ll sit in the back.”

The chauffeur delivered the lecture flawlessly, and the audience applauded him roundly. Then a pompous professor from the local university, wishing to impress his colleagues in the audience, stood and asked a very specific question concerning the driver’s presentation.

The driver said, “I am amazed that you would ask such a silly question. The answer is so obvious that I am going to ask my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, to answer your ridiculous question.”

10 Responses

  1. You manage to find the funniest jokes all the time… I wanted to email a few that my cousin forwards to me daily but chances are you’ve heard them before… I came in here and am leaving with a smile, thank you D. If this blog was a bar I’d be the regular guy who sits at the corner, drunk, talking nonstop, singing and grabbing the butts of your waiters and you’d be the owner calling a cab for me every night;)

  2. Sounds like the chauffer deserves an honorary degree! 🙂

  3. He might not be a professor, but he’s street smart! 😉

  4. LOL, I love it when people are so clever.

  5. :)) Today i was laugh for a week i think :))
    You always found great jokes to make us laugh 🙂

    Take care,my friend!!!

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