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  1. I’ve been married 18 years, I can’t remember!

  2. no one has picked moi up for a looong time so i really don’t know……..WAIT!!!!!!!

    my husbee did two weeks ago ha ha ha with

    ” you MUST be waiting for me…” as he returned from the restroom at the restaurant

    chikisses

  3. This one is so awful it is memorable. “So, I live in a nudist colony. You wanna come over tomorrow and rub tanning lotion on me?” Ugh! Welcome to the 1980’s folks! lol

  4. I AM STILL WAITING . NOT A PICKABLE PICKLE PERHAPS.

  5. “I know you’re happy to know I’m still single.”

  6. I never used pickup lines when I was single. I would just say “hello’ and start a conversation with them. Do pickup lines really work anyway? LOL

  7. Ah! I actually had a guy come up to me at the beach and say, ‘I’m an artist. I’d love You to come back to my place so I can show You my etchings.’ Could not stop laughing. Ack!

    THanks Doraz and All of You for the laugh! Cheers and Namaste. 🙂

  8. I lived in a rural community. I had guys come up to me and start bragging about how many cows they had and how much land they plowed! They did not realize I was from New York! :)!

  9. I once said “So do you live around here?” to someone.
    … I was in Antarctica at the time.

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