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  1. I’ve been married 18 years, I can’t remember!

  2. no one has picked moi up for a looong time so i really don’t know……..WAIT!!!!!!!

    my husbee did two weeks ago ha ha ha with

    ” you MUST be waiting for me…” as he returned from the restroom at the restaurant


  3. This one is so awful it is memorable. “So, I live in a nudist colony. You wanna come over tomorrow and rub tanning lotion on me?” Ugh! Welcome to the 1980’s folks! lol


  5. “I know you’re happy to know I’m still single.”

  6. I never used pickup lines when I was single. I would just say “hello’ and start a conversation with them. Do pickup lines really work anyway? LOL

  7. Ah! I actually had a guy come up to me at the beach and say, ‘I’m an artist. I’d love You to come back to my place so I can show You my etchings.’ Could not stop laughing. Ack!

    THanks Doraz and All of You for the laugh! Cheers and Namaste. 🙂

  8. I lived in a rural community. I had guys come up to me and start bragging about how many cows they had and how much land they plowed! They did not realize I was from New York! :)!

  9. I once said “So do you live around here?” to someone.
    … I was in Antarctica at the time.

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