“You’re single aren’t you?…..LAUGH with DORAZ*

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A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite

The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, “Single, are you?”

The woman smiles sweetly and replies, “How did you guess?”

He replies, “Because you’re ugly.”

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26 Responses

  1. Uuuuu, some check out men aren’t diplomats. I don’t know about you, but I’ve seen some awfully ugly male canines that were disparaging about our females looks. http://www.sandysays1.wordpress.com

  2. THERE ARE OTHER METHODS OF ASCERTAINING WHETHER A PERSON IS SINGLE.
    WELL FRANKLY SPEAKING , NOBODY CAN BE UGLY , MAY BE NOT PRESENTABLE PERHAPS . IT DEPENDS ON THE BEHOLDER TOO.

  3. oooh, you are so humble deDoraz….

    geeeeeez, some people really are soooo TACTFUL and DIPLOMATIC……HAS to be a gift that HE decided to bestow upon the rare few….

    chikisses
    coco
    pee ess: i KNOW you’re beautiful inside and out, i just KNOW msD

  4. The man is rude…. Funny but rude

  5. The reply of that guy was rude but still it tickled my bone..! 😀

  6. so rude….
    but based on my experience
    most rude guys are in fact the ones who are not so presentable…
    eeeeeew

  7. bwahahahahahahahahaha….now that’s good quality entertainment right there Luisa. LOL

  8. Ha ha ha :)) This is really funny.
    The guy it’s direct :))

    Take care!!!

  9. If I were the lady I’d probably say, “So? You’re not my type anyway because you’re even more ugly.” Then I will look at him from head to toe like I’m sizing him up and simply walk away.

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