MATH PROBLEMS…LAUGH with DORAZ*

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He’s teaching her arithmetic,
He said it was his mission,
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice
And said now that’s addition,
And as he added smack by smack,
In silent satisfaction,
She sweetly kissed him back,
And said now that’s subtraction,
Then he kissed her ‘n she kissed him,
Without an explanation,
And both together smiled and said.
That’s multiplication,
Then dad arrived upon the scene,
And made a quick decision,
He kicked the kid three blocks away,
And said that’s long division.

I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I FOUND IT LONG AGO AND DECIDED TO POST IT AGAIN/ FUNNY, HUH?

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12 Responses

  1. Love it when the dad arrives and kicks him division style… My father would’ve done the same, haha you rock

  2. Nice way to teach maths !
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  3. WHEN WE READ IT , IT IS ELATION.

  4. Great one and it’s true too 😉
    THank you for sharing us all this,Doraz!!!

    Take care!!!!

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