SHOPPING…..LAUGH with DORAZ

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A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat. “This year,” she says, “I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me.” The daughter nods in agreement. “And I think this fur coat would be perfect too.”

The daughter protests, “But mom, some helpless, poor creature has to suffer so that you can have this.”

“Don’t worry honey,” says the mother, “your father won’t get the bill for a couple of weeks.”

A BLOND JOKE FROM KRISTI

A blond went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman.

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blonds,” he replied.

The blond was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, “I would like to buy this TV.”

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blonds,” he replied.

The blond did not know how the salesman had recognized her. This time, she got a haircut and new color, a new outfit and big sunglasses. She then waited a few days before she approached the salesman.

“I would like to buy this TV.”

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blonds,” he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, “How do you know I’m a blonde?”

“Because that’s a microwave,” he replied.

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6 Responses

  1. A BLAND BLOND.
    ON THE FIRST ONE,, DO THEY STILL SELL THESE FUR COATS?

  2. Wondering what kind of reaction that blond would have had on hearing this .. ! 😀
    Are you a Shopaholic?- Do you tend to go on unnecessary shopping sprees?
    http://www.3smartcubes.com/pages/tests/shopaholic/shopaholic_instructions.asp

  3. ROFL……What would we do without blondes? LOL

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