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Thanksgiving Fun…..LAUGH with DORAZ*

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving! Aren’t you?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the stuffing too!

*****
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.
What is your favorite thing to make for Thanksgiving dinner?
Reservations!
Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” a student wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?

9 Responses

  1. I LIKED THE ONE BY THE STUDENT .

  2. Thankful I’m not a turkey, that’s just too precious… Thanks for the laughs.

  3. I liked all and like Silindile said, the student one was funny!

  4. Ohhhh, thanks for the chuckle – It seems your on the mend, right?

    I just LOVE this time of year – the turkey (I stuff mine with prozac, as well), the sides, family – the Knock-Knock JOKES!!!

    Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

    xo
    Sandy

  5. thanks for the laughs…….

    why are you on the mend???? are you ok, D???????

    Happy Thanksgiving
    chikisses
    coco

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