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At 85 years of age, Patrick marries Kate, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is getting on in years, Kate decides that after their wedding she and Patrick should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that he might overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Kate prepares herself for bed and the expected “knock” on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Patrick, her 85 year old groom, ready to make love. They unite as one. All goes well, Patrick takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Kate hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Patrick. Again he is ready for more love-making. Somewhat surprised, Kate consents. When the newlyweds are done, Patrick kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it – Patrick is back, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old. Once more. they enjoy each other. But as Patrick gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, “I am thoroughly impressed that at 85 you can perform so well and so often. I have heard that most men a third of your age are only any good just once. You are truly a great lover, Patrick.” Patrick, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Kate and says: “You mean I was here already?”

21 Responses

  1. hystericalone-)+


  3. You have to love an Irishman with a bad memory, oh wait that could be me.

  4. I don’t get it? Did he forget he had already consumated or was it someone else that she thought was Patrick??
    Doesn’t matter, it isn’t the same if you have to explain it. I must be having a dumb blonde moment…

  5. I really don’t understand why in the first place did Kate got married to such an oldie !

  6. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Man I hope that is me at 85 years old. 😉

  7. ROFLMAO!!! I guess other things are working better than his brain. I like the saying in the picture too!

  8. hmmmm, losing one’s memory is definitely good for performance…… hangups LOL……….ooops


  9. I kinda feel concerned for Kate as no doubt she will be a widow in a few years. It will be lonely times for her then. I think she should’ve asked her Mum for advice first. I know love is blind but what the heck was that girl thinking????

  10. I guess she must watch TV and see what all the crazy people are doing, and she had rather listen to thier message! Mom rules, in my book!


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