LAUGH with DORAZ…..Happy Anniversary*

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he
has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words
that were used to put the curse on you.

The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and

wife.”

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25th Wedding Anniversary

At the banquet of Tom and Susan’s 25th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the
benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

“Tell us, Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?”

Tom responded, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance,
meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness — and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t have needed if you’d stayed single.”

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20 Responses

  1. TEACHES YOU TO USE YOUR MOUTH SPARINGLY.

  2. I got a real laugh out of these. I guess it just proves the affect you ladies have upon us guys.. lol
    Bill

  3. learnedalessonherelol_)+

  4. LMAO These are too funny to not share!

  5. There is a learning curve. 🙂

  6. Single people should take notes

  7. LMAOROF…..without US you guys wouldn’t have the CHANCE to feel this way…….

    chikisses

  8. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA….FUNNY! 😀

  9. LOL! All the first guy needs is a good divorce attorney, not a wizard.

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