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With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old woman gave birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. “May we see the new baby?” one asked “Not yet… Soon,” said the 65 year-old mother.

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, “May we see the new baby now?” “Not yet,” said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, “May we see the baby now?” “No,” replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, “Well, when CAN we see the baby?” “WHEN IT CRIES,” she told them. “WHEN IT CRIES??” they demanded. “Why do we have to wait until it CRIES??” “BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it…”


An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so. The mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby. “Spank him again,” the 5-year-old said. “He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place.”


14 Responses

  1. ha ha “because she forgot where she put it” ha ha ha

    and i forget ALL the time and i’m not even 65 ha!!!

    just looove hoomans with a sense of humour, even little hoomans ……


  2. My mY ! The first one was so silly….!! had a good laugh!
    the second one brought out the innocence of the child so beautifully and it,, πŸ™‚

  3. you was make me laugh with tears πŸ™‚
    thank you Doraz πŸ™‚

  4. Ha ha ha ha ha you crack me up.

  5. Those are funny. Why would a 65 year old want a new baby? That’s a lot of work.


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