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LAUGH with DORAZ…Barking Dogs*

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife was barking at the front door who would you let in first and why? A. The dog. Why? Well because he will quit barking when you let it in!!!

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An exhausted blonde dragged herself to the doctor’s office.

“Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood,” she said.

“They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.”

“I’m going to prescribe some sleeping pills,” said the doctor.

“A few of these and your troubles will be over.”

“Great,” said the blonde.

“I’ll try anything.”

A few weeks later, the blonde returned, looking worse than ever.

“Doctor, it didn’t work! I’m more tired than before!”

“I don’t understand how that could be,” said the doctor, shaking his head.

“Those are the strongest pills on the market!”

“Maybe so,” said the blonde, “but I’m still up all night chasing those dogs, and when I finally catch one, it’s hell getting him to swallow the pill!”

13 Responses

  1. OH…that’s why I don’t sleep! 🙂

  2. Now we all know! LOL 🙂

  3. goodonetoofunny_)+

  4. so it’s true what they say about the ‘non brunette’ hoomans huh……

    glad to be a chi

  5. BARKING AT THE WRONG POOR TREE.

  6. They do make a point in the first joke! 🙂 🙂 lol

  7. Blondes eh, can’t live with em, can’t shoot em

  8. Gosh ! The girl was really an idiot ,she made the dog swallow the pill !! Doraz the last one was fantastic ! Laughing !

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