LAUGH with DORAZ…..What Makes Sense to you?

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A rabbi, a priest, and an imam are asked the question “When does life begin?”

The priest says: “The moment of conception.”

The imam replies: “The moment of birth.”

The rabbi says: “The moment the kids are married off.”

*****

Sammy has stolen the rabbi’s gold watch. He didn’t feel too good about it, so he decided, after a sleepless night to go to the rabbi.

“Rabbi, I stole a gold watch.”

“But Sammy! That’s forbidden! You should return it immediately!”

“What shall I do?”

“Give it back to the owner.”

“Do you want it?”

“No, I said return it to its owner.”

“But he doesn’t want it.”

“Mmm…interesting. In that case, you can keep it.”

*****

Three sons left home, went out into the business world and all prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

The first said, “I built a big house for our mother.” The second said, “I sent her a Lexus with a driver.” The third smiled and said, “I’ve got you both beat. You know how much Mom enjoys reading the Bible? And you know she can’t see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took the Shammes in the shul 12 years to teach him. He’s one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it.”

Soon thereafter, mom sent out her letters of thanks:

“Milton,” she wrote one son, “The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house.”

“Gerald,” she wrote to another, “I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!”

“Dearest Donald,” she wrote to her third son, “You have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was absolutely delicious!”

11 Responses

  1. Always leaving me with a smile! lol

  2. Thanks Louisa for the chuckle to end my day. The Gold Watch one was a classic. I told it to Michelle & it put a smile on her face too. Thank you for your humour

  3. all the punches were funny ! I loved the last one , it was so …..nice……! btw couldn’t that lady make out the diffrence between a parrot and a chicken ?!! If not by the feel but atleast by the kind of sound they utter/ ! ! yak a green chicken ! eekkss..

  4. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Those are great! LOL

  5. Ha ha ha! Those are very funny. My favorite is the last one. It reminds me of how we try to do nice things for our parents yet something usually goes awry 🙂

  6. needed that laugh and a dang good laugh too, thanks

    chikisses

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