LAUGH with DORAZ…..For Everyone Who Has Ever Missed A Deadline..

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6 Minutes Late
There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 6 minutes late.

On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round. Following Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there, but he may be 6 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, golf’s left handed, and wins the round.

This continues for the next few weeks, with George always saying that he may be 6 minutes late, and then always winning the round golfing, either left or right handed. The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was.

They said, ”George, every Saturday you say you may be six minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf with either right handed or left handed, and always win. What is up with that?

George replies, ”Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy. Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is sleeping on her left side, I golf left handed. If she is sleeping on her right side, I golf right handed.”

”Well,” one of the employees questioned, ”What happens if she is laying on her back?”

George replies, ”Then I am 6 minutes late.”

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9 Responses

  1. LOL I would have hated missing that boat! The joke is HILARIOUS! Poor lady! LOL

  2. THE ONLY POSITIVE .ASPECT

  3. IT IS SATURDAY AND I MIGHT BE 6 MINUTES LATE TO MY NEXT POSTING! lololLOL!!!!!

  4. LOL, I bet he would rather be late!

  5. hi doraz, how are you?
    i created a new site for all creative people, you are invited there, pleas join on my creative community!
    & Publish your post. http://www.toonsmag.com/
    take care!

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