LAUGH with DORAZ….Job at the FBI*

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The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews

And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of

The men to a large metal door and handed

Him a gun.

‘We must know that you will follow your

Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting In a chair…..Kill her!!’

The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could

Never shoot my wife.’

The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man

For this job. Take your wife and go home.’

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room.

All was quiet for a bout 5minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes,

‘I tried, But I can’t kill my wife.’ The agent said, ‘You don’t, Have what it takes.

Take your wife and go home.’

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the

Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one After another.. They heard screaming, crashing, Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was

Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

‘This gun is loaded with blanks’ she said.

‘I had to Beat him to death with the chair.’

MORAL:

Women are crazy!!!

Don’t mess with them!!!

But the real question is, did she get the job????

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8 Responses

  1. GET THE JOB AT ANY COST . MAKE IT CLEAN AND FINAL. DID SHE GET THE JOB. ASKING ME?

  2. Haha super loll !!! i think the woman shouldn’t get the job in FBI because FBI people need cunning and smart people .she killed her husband as per the instruction …the pistol was not loaded that’s what the FBI wanted to hear from her ,which would have meant that she actually tried to fire her husband !!
    anyway…

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  4. Oh I learned that a LOOOOOOOOONG time ago about women!

    Women can get NUTS! 😀

    No offense ladies…*shrugs*…..just sayin’

  5. Gary….we do not understand what you are thinking. Silly man! LOL Where did you say you lived? 🙂

  6. I sure hope Michelle’s not an undercover secret agent or I had better hide all the chairs

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