LAUGH with DORAZ………Naive are we*

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A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend, he’s rough and common and bloody stupid with it.”

“Oh no, Daddy,” the daughter replied, “Fred’s ever so clever, we’ve only been going out nine weeks and he’s cured me of that illness I used to get once a month.”

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This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s WRONG with me, Doctor!?”
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight….”

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A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, “You should’ve been here at 8:30!”
The guy replies, “Why? What happened at 8:30?”

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13 Responses

  1. LMAO_)+

  2. TRUST A WOMAN TO CONCEDE HER AGING PROCESS.
    THE LAST ONE. I ONCE ASKED THE SAME QUESTION DURING MY FIRST DAYS IN OFFICE.

  3. Trouble with a capital T——-+)+

  4. Ha, I like that first one!

  5. Hi ..the first joke was soo funny! and also Doraz each time I post a comment I have to fill in the required fields..

  6. oh sorry for that..I ‘d not logged in !

  7. sometimes after i LMAO, i’m tickled again by your friends bol…………….

    chikisses

  8. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..the first one cracked me up!

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