LAUGH with DORAZ…The First Date*

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It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his hobbies, his pet peeves, his driving techniques, and even the standards he used to choose his barber.
Finally, he came up for air and said, “But enough about me. Let’s talk about you.”

She breathed a sigh of relief.

He went on, “What do you think about me?”

*****
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks, “Can I come up for a cup of coffee?”

The girl replies, “Actually, I never invite guys over on a first date.”

The guy thinks for a minute and says, “Well, what about the last date?”

*****
The boyfriend said, “We’re going to have a GREAT time Saturday. I’ve gotten three tickets for the big game.”
“Why do we need three ?” asked the girl.
“They’re for your Father, Mother, and kid sister.” he replied with a sheepish grin.

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8 Responses

  1. TICKETING PARENTS

  2. lotsofmyfriendshavebigheadsnotme_)+

  3. Can’t let my sons see the last one~~~~:)

  4. Haha! That last one sounds like ME! LOL

  5. if mumster hadn’t spayed moi, your room here would be compulsory reading material for my offsprings bol…..

    chikisses

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