If aliens are smart enough
to travel through space,
why do they keep abducting
the dumbest people on earth
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don’t like to interrupt her.
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Never Go to Bed Angry.
Stay Awake and Plot Your Revenge
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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody golf club standing over a lifeless man.The detective asks, “Ma’am, is that your husband?””Yes” says the woman.”Did you hit him with that five iron?””Yes, yes, I did.” The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her, hands on her face.”How many times did you hit him?””I don’t know, five, six, maybe seven times … just put me down for five.
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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
~~~~~~~~ for my friends….Jaymie & blissbait
Happy now?
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Believe in Yourself 
okay…best part is
i was trying to lace it
all together….what?!!!
Ha! It’s been a long day. I love all the jokes and will pass them on to my seeeeester who isn’t computer savvy but needs some laughs! Thank You Once Again Goddess of Giggles!
Cheers and Namaste. 🙂
THE LAST ONE GOES INTO MY FUNNY BONE, GRAZIE.
Hey – I was trying to string them together too! LOL
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Very colorful~
I love the last one ..suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.! Too funny ! :p
Thanks! 🙂
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don’t like to interrupt her.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……Love it!
thanks for the funnies as i’ll be laughing in my sleep
……you have a good day ahead
chikisses
GLAD YOU ALL HAD A LAUGH! THANKS FOR YOUR HILARIOUS COMMENTS, AS USUAL YOU MADE ME SMILE….THANKS*
Love the 2nd one but I had to think about the suicidal twin for a bit before I got it.
Tony…that’s ok, we understand! 🙂
OH Lord…..I’m just slow, but You’re cowrazy kind and accommodating! I’m laughing now because I saw the note to me and Jaymie asking if we were happy now and I kept looking and looking…and finally had my AH-HA moment. Maybe I should start having a glass of wine in the evenings again! 🙂
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU Doraz! YES! That makes me very happppppy! 🙂
I have to take good care of my new blogging buddies, all the way~~~~~:)
AND IF YOUR WIFE WANTS TO LEARN DRIVING DONT STAND IN HER WAY.
Get out of her way quick!
🙂