LAUGH with DORAZ…..FUNNY WEDNESDAY*

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If aliens are smart enough
to travel through space,
why do they keep abducting
the dumbest people on earth

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don’t like to interrupt her.

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Never Go to Bed Angry.
Stay Awake and Plot Your Revenge

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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody golf club standing over a lifeless man.The detective asks, “Ma’am, is that your husband?””Yes” says the woman.”Did you hit him with that five iron?””Yes, yes, I did.” The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her, hands on her face.”How many times did you hit him?””I don’t know, five, six, maybe seven times … just put me down for five.

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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

~~~~~~~~ for my friends….Jaymie & blissbait

Happy now?

16 Responses

  1. okay…best part is
    i was trying to lace it
    all together….what?!!!

    Ha! It’s been a long day. I love all the jokes and will pass them on to my seeeeester who isn’t computer savvy but needs some laughs! Thank You Once Again Goddess of Giggles!

    Cheers and Namaste. 🙂

  2. THE LAST ONE GOES INTO MY FUNNY BONE, GRAZIE.

  3. Hey – I was trying to string them together too! LOL

  4. lovetheartistonthisone_)+

  5. I love the last one ..suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.! Too funny ! :p

  6. “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.
    I don’t like to interrupt her.”

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……Love it!

  7. thanks for the funnies as i’ll be laughing in my sleep
    ……you have a good day ahead

    chikisses

  8. GLAD YOU ALL HAD A LAUGH! THANKS FOR YOUR HILARIOUS COMMENTS, AS USUAL YOU MADE ME SMILE….THANKS*

  9. Love the 2nd one but I had to think about the suicidal twin for a bit before I got it.

  10. OH Lord…..I’m just slow, but You’re cowrazy kind and accommodating! I’m laughing now because I saw the note to me and Jaymie asking if we were happy now and I kept looking and looking…and finally had my AH-HA moment. Maybe I should start having a glass of wine in the evenings again! 🙂

    THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU Doraz! YES! That makes me very happppppy! 🙂

  11. AND IF YOUR WIFE WANTS TO LEARN DRIVING DONT STAND IN HER WAY.

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