LAUGH with DORAZ…CARTOON FUN FOR A SATURDAY*

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A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: “Hey look, I’m a vet – I don’t need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what’s wrong just by looking. Why can’t you?” The doctor nodded, looked her up and down, wrote out a prescription, and handed it to her and said, “There you are. Of course, if that doesn’t work, we’ll have to have you put down.”

NOTE: This was set to go off automatically, so I hope it worked! Hope everyone is well!

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7 Responses

  1. The other night at the dance studio a friend of mine had a really sore neck. Then somebody (not me!) kicked her foot and broke her toenail, blood everywhere, many layers of band-aids required. Afterwards she said, “Well, at least the pain in my toe is keeping the pain in my neck at bay.”

  2. LOL! Here’s one:
    Three doctors are waiting in line to get into the pearly gates. St. Peter walks out and asks the first one, “What have you done to enter Heaven?”

    “I am a pediatrician and have brought thousands of the Lord’s babies into the world.”

    “Good enough to enter the gates,” replied St. Peter and in he goes. The same question is asked of the second doctor.

    “I am a general practioner and go to Third World countries three times a year to cure the poor.” St. Peter is impressed and allows him through the gates.

    The third doctor steps up in line and knowing the question, blurts out, “I am a director of a HMO.”

    St. Peter meditates on this for a while and then says, “Fine, you can enter Heaven… but only for 2 days.”

  3. well ew la la la!
    how very techno of you
    leaving us timed laughs!!!

    How Cool! Hope You’re sipping something wonderful, having a blast somewhere that’s making All of You and Yours smile.

    Thanks for the laugh and Cheers! πŸ™‚

  4. you are soooo thoughtful to keep us entertained while you’re away……

    trust you are having fun while gorging yourself silly and giggling while thinking of us

    waiting for your next timed laugh
    chikisses

  5. PERHAPS VETS FIND OUT THE AILMENT FROM THE GROANS AND MOANS OF THE ANIMAL.

  6. THE DENTIST WAS HOVERING OVER A LADY PATIENT. HE WAS ABOUT TO EXTRACT A TOOTH WHEN HE HEARD HER MUTTERING” BEGETTING A CHILD IS LESS PAINFUL” THE DENTIST MAINTAINING THE AFOREMENTIONED POSE IN ANIMATED SUSPENSION TOLD HER ” DECIDE AND TELL ME”

  7. Revenge! πŸ™‚

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