MAXINE takes on MARTHA in the KITCHEN…LAUGH with DORAZ*

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Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips.
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Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

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To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
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Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.

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When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

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Go to the bakery! Hell, they’ll even decorate it for you!
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If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant ‘fix-me-up..’
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If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too bad. Please recite with me the real woman’s motto: ‘I made it, you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes!’
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Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
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Celery? Never heard of it!

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Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

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The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites

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Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.

The throbbing will go away.

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Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!

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Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in.
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Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!

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Lastly, if you don’t share this with your friends within the next 5 minutes, your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off.

Thanks Kristi!

18 Responses

  1. ‘I made it, you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes!’

    LOVE THAT. I AM USING IT. THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!

  2. I DID NOT SHARE AND IT IS THERE FOR ALL TO SEE.
    BTW THERE IS A BETTER CURE FOR HEADACHE. TAKE A TENDER COCONUT, THE SMALL ONE, RUB ITS SKIN ON A ROUGH SURFACE. . IT PEELS OFF SOME SKIN. RUB IT ON YOUR FORE HEAD AND SEE . AND DONT TELL ME YOU HAVE BRUISES NOW TO ATTEND TO. .

  3. womengottolovethem_)+

  4. Maxine is my hero…or is that heroine?

  5. ha ha that should leave de Stewart grinning if she’s any sense of humour…..looove the ‘you eat it no matter ………….”

    chikissses
    coco

    • It brings a smile to my face to hear from you! I love your comments, so clever are you! 🙂

      • i looove your blog and the only time you don’t hear from me is when i’m travelling on holiday and refuse to get near a computer – laptop on holiday at home.

        just returned from Bangkok and catching up on posts…

        love that you managed to “marry your two blogs” newbie mother-in-law ….guess the “two” have returned from their honeymoon and you’re working them overtime???????

        chikisses
        coco

  6. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUNNY!

  7. Maxine should have her own show!

  8. Maxine is a girl or fire cracker after my own heart.

  9. Don’t most people wish their butt would fall off?

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