LAUGH with DORAZ…Dating in Louisiana*

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A Louisiana State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a ‘Hustler’ magazine. He immediately notices a very young hot looking almost nude female in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently taps on the driver’s window. The young man lowers his window. ‘Uh, yes, Officer?’

The trooper asks: ‘What are you doing?’

The young man says: ‘Well, Officer, I’m reading a magazine…

Pointing towards the very young woman in the back seat the trooper says:
‘And her, what is she doing?’

The young man shrugs: ‘Sir, I believe she’s filing her fingernails.’

Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover’s lane … and nothing obscene is happening!

The trooper asks: ‘What’s your age, young man?’

The young man says: ‘I’m 22, sir.’

Trooper: ‘She looks too young for you …. what’s her age?’

The young man looks at his watch and grins, then replied:

‘She’ll be 18 in 11 minutes..’

Thanks Kristi!

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14 Responses

  1. toocloseforcomfort_)+

  2. iwanttoknowhisstory lol-funnyone

  3. LAW ABIDING CITIZENS FOR 11 MINUTES.

  4. Hilarious ! From where do u get these amazing jokes from?? 11 min was too good..

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