WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES…LAUGH with DORAZ

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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

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2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

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3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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4. A dog’s parents never visit.
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5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

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6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

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7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

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8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

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9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask , If I died, would you get another dog?
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10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
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11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

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12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

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SAY HELLO TO…
DENNIS

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

Thanks to my good friend, who breeds Poodles…..KRISTI

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10 Responses

  1. Damn straight! I will take my two best friend’s over my X anytime!

  2. My husband is happy with all of us. We have been married with children…all dogs….for a long time! We all have a lot of fun days and seem to work around each other just fine. Nice one. 🙂

  3. DOGGED DEFENCE OF DOGS.
    THE FOURTH AND THE FOURTEENTH ARE GOOD REASONS TO HAVE DOGS.

  4. hello doraz its dennis the vizsla dog hay see their ar lots of gud things abowt us dogs!!! plus as yoo can see frum my pikcher we reely rok a fedora!!! ha ha ok bye

  5. Dennis is cool. I like his hat. Nice blog he has.

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