Life has now been explained to you.*

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On the first day, God created the dog and said,
“Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at
anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
give you a life span of twenty years.”

The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking.
How about only ten years and I’ll give you back
the other ten?”

So God agreed……

On the second day, God created the monkey and said,
“Entertain people, do tricks, and make them
laugh. For this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life
span.”
The monkey said, “Monkey tricks for twenty
years? That’s a pretty long time to perform.
How about I give you back ten like the dog did?”

And God agreed……

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On the third day, God created the cow and said,
“You must go into the field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to
support the farmer’s family. For this, I will give
you a life span of sixty years.”

The cow said, “That’s kind of a tough life you
want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and
I’ll give back the other forty?”

And God agreed again……

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, “Eat,
sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this,
I’ll give you twenty years.”

But the human said, “Only twenty years? Could
you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back,
the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back;
that makes eighty, okay?”

“Okay,” said God. “You asked for
it..”

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep,
play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we
slave in the sun to support our family. For the next
ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on
the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to
you.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Thanks Kristi*

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9 Responses

  1. LOL. You have succeeded again in making me laugh so hard that my wife thinks I’m crazy. Very funny.

  2. That’s funny a good break down on the years. And the ten , we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. LOL

  3. NEVER OCCURRED TO ME WHY I WAS DOING ALL THESE THINGS.. THANKS FOE ENLIGHTENING ME.

  4. Not only is it funny, but it kinda makes sense.

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