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A Bit of HUMOR for Father’s Day*

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“Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?”
“But I’ve given you 10 glasses of water already!”
“Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!”

Teacher: Did you father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

# Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.

Little Johnny: Dad, can I go to the bathroom
Dad: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!


10 Responses

  1. LOL. All very funny. I will have to remember those. Perfect father’s day jokes.

  2. Thanks Eric

  3. no comments just hehehehe

  4. OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BART CAUGHT THE HOUSE ON FIRE AGAIN!!!!

  5. Very cute. I especially like that daughter helped pick up the pieces ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. But I asked first! LOL Those are cute Doraz!

  7. Sweet

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