A FUNNY STORY…..

DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING:

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Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid
twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a
man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be
Lebanese?

Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and
Violence On My VCR?

Dear Abby, I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even
sure the baby I’m carrying is his.

Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on
the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend
should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss
money with him.

Dear Abby, I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and
when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would
never happen again.

Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who
was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. Now, how
do I get out?

Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an
hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he
drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going
through mental pause.

Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex
to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and
he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Just Think . . . !!! These people can vote!!!

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14 Responses

  1. THE LAST ONE I PICK–SEE A GOOD DOCTOR.

  2. And so Judo-ism finds another convert ……

  3. These are really good. I love “Dear Abby, I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.” I really miss Dear Abby.

  4. These are very funny`! Thanks for the laugh;+).

  5. These are fantastic!

  6. HA! those are GREAT!!

    Kinda scary though innit??

  7. This one’s a doozy. Falling off the couch laughing.

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