Do You Have Symptoms of this FLU?????

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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimin ation Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Thank you Kristi!

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8 Responses

  1. LMAO
    Too funny!
    That Kristi!!

  2. KRISTI….This is a GREAT one!
    Thanks for sharing it with us!
    🙂
    Now, get to work!

  3. LOL!! Very good indeed.

  4. Teriibly infected with work(worry of rarest kind) , wine wont work

  5. LMAO!! I had some W.O.R.K to do today as a matter of fact but screw it now!!

    Thanks Luisa!!

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