The 12-step chocoholics program:
NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
Terry Moore
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces Judith Viorst
Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets Milton Zelman, publisher of “Chocolate News”
A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.
If it ain’t chocolate, it ain’t breakfast!
There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE
Linda Grayson, “The Pickwick Papers”
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Believe in Yourself 
eating too many will ensure a painful meeting with dentist-
Iviss…eat and run would work in that case!!!
Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate is my motto!!! LOL
I got a kick out of that one ,too!
I am CRAZY if I do not have dark chocolate in the house…somewhere!!!! Always on hand with me!!! 🙂