It’s MONDAY….Take a quick BREAK*

LIFE AFTER DEATH :
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“DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?” THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES.
“YES, SIR,” THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED.
“WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE,” THE BOSS WENT ON. “AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER’S FUNERAL, SHE STOPPED IN TO SEE YOU!

9 Responses

  1. The boss must be making a mockery of religion. He must be an Atheist! Of course, there is life after death. And I’m referring to the spiritual life and not the life of the mortal body which decays after death. The spirit is independent of the worldly form – our worldly prison cell – so that when the outer shell gets rotten and dies, the spirit leaves the body and goes to the spiritual sky or, as other puts it, the spiritual world. Depending on the soul’s relationship with God while on earth, the soul is either returned to earth through another birth to be given another chance to redeem himself or the soul is directed to his place in heaven or nirvana if his performance while still on earth was worthy of reward.

    • ricosuave21, keep in mind this IS a joke!!! Thanks for stopping by and commenting, appreciate it!!! This is meant to be a lesson in lying! His grandmother was suppose to be dead because he used it as an excuse to not go into work. Little did he know, his grandmother came to visit him at work and blew his excuse!!!

  2. Got to watch those lies we tell!!
    LOL
    FUNNY and real!!!
    🙂

  3. There were people at work who did this type of thing, and they did get caught!!! It was HILARIOUS to the rest of us!!!!
    I think it puts a bad omen on things when you use death as a reason…if you are lying!!!

  4. THIS GRAND MOTHER MUST BE FROM THE FATHER’S SIDE. THE ONE WHO DIED IS FROM THE MOTHERS SIDE.

  5. That’s very funny.

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