On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”
He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?”
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, “How much for a season pass?”
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Season passes ARE a good way to save money! They are usually cheaper than paying for each visit. ROFLMAO!!
Smart kid!!! 😀
I LOVE THIS ONE. How funny and typically a “boys” way of thinking.
Season Pass that’s a good idea. Funny how people think.
Why pay for every visit .
ha. Thank you for the smile.
attainingme…HI…Your are welcomed!!!