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Just some funnies~~~~~~*

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal.

If a light-sleeper sleeps with a light on, what does a hard-sleeper
sleep with?

What is the difference between Olympic swimmers and Olympic divers?
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows.

What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
Sticks it in Olive Oyl.

What has three teeth and sixty feet?
The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.

What is the new O.J. web site address?
slash.slash.backslash.escape

What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

They’re right! We do taste like chicken!

What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are YOU shaking for? She’s going to eat me!

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather….kinky is using the whole chicken.

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11 Responses

  1. LOL ROFL
    I will never look at my tupperware the same, ever!

  2. YANKEE, YANKEE, YANKEE, YANKEE!!!!!!!! = FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN, ALONE TIME???????????????

  3. LOL Kelly:+). Rim shot. da da da.

  4. ROFLMAO!! Those a GREAT!!!

    What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
    They both like a tight seal.

    ;-)…..LOVE IT!!!

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